It was a dark and bright night...I felt the wind blew in my fluffy hair,chills went up my third thigh.It suddenly went quiet.I turned,expecting an armed and dangerous ass-ass-in tring to kill me.Instead i found nigel blowing in my ear,strange enough it turned me on.
He was begging me to come up with a brilliant plan like i always do.Here are the exact word he used
nigel:oh my lord richard plaese make us a plan to rob a bank
(i stared with melancholy eyes blank into space)
(he smiled and said lets do it)
so i rushed back home with my ultra cool bike.....cycle..with my collection of hard core porn in one hand and an ice cream in another....
as soon as i got home i sneak pass my parents room,dodge duck dip,dive and dodge.i finaly got to my room..i sat down with orange juice,i slowly sipped it all down and i started to THINK..sunddenly i hear this strange yet FAMILIAR chanting it went on like this.DUMB DUMB DUMB..so i ignore it,i had this brilliant plan in my head so i dicided to watch my dvds..
2 and a half seconds after watching the dvd i forgot everything,the feeling was like nothing else mattered..
The following hour,i met up with nigel and his partner..he asked me for the plan i made,then it hit me.Nigel fucking hit me and asked him politely why he said that unusualy charming look apond you face tells me you dint plan anything...
(i read nigel's blog and now m gunna tell you what he was to embarresed to talk about)
i slaped 2 inches of his dic now he has hald an inch left,and i said i did plan it...
but as we all know i forgot,so i said to nigel this is a full proof plan we go in take the money and run out to out bike..cycle...
BUT SOME FUCKING MORON screwed it all up...yes yes you guessed it,it was me..
we all made a run for it,me and nigel found a bus stop to hide,not knowing the popo would go there,they found us..nigel took down all the police by breaking on of their arms and taking a baton and killing everyone of em,suddenly he turned and walked my direction,and hit me....he clearly knew he was gunna hit me but he claime that it was an accident..
somemore cops came,so i said to nigel just leave me and run...everyone knows when you say that the person will come back..but that dick just left me.so the police found me on the floor,i try to lie and say i was just a bystander..after hours on interigation in the station they let me free.
